evieoneill:

having a crush on a nice dude is literally the worst i don’t want to be this way

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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cometoburnyourkingdomdown:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

#marriage material

thesarcasticmachine:

goddessofcruelty:

Whatever else Joffrey was, he was still a little boy.

Whatever else Cersei is, she’s still a mother who had to hold her baby in her arms as he died horribly.

So, while I never liked the character, I wont be joining any parades.

Thank god I’m not the only one !

droqo:

"Kings" + Final Words

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joffersbaratheon:

Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.

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Lana Del Rey Coachella 2014 

(Source: mothemonster, via thedevilsnymphet)

If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.

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Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not